One of the reasons I like Facebook is that the discussions pull out thoughts that I might not have bothered to manifest into sentences. For example, I had a religious discussion recently in which I revealed that I was a Hubblist, a follower of Hubblism™. Which I admit, I invented as something from which to obtain a lavish financial reward during my retirement years. I have the domains in .com, .net, and .org. For spice I’ll include bits of Lucretius and Epicurius to maintain a constructive framework of ever-expanding thought possibilities. The next step is to get the Wikipedia entry going.
I made a comment about the vicious history of the Catholic church in accordance with a friend’s post, and so started being included in the follow-up:
Vince: What religion are you Steve?
[Steve doesn’t immediately answer because he is on a flight trip, so I take the liberty to answer for him.]
Sumner: My understanding is that Steve is a fellow Hubblist.
Vince: Sumner– I’m not familiar with Hubblism, what is it?
Sumner: Hubblism follows the teachings of the Hubble Space Telescope.
Vince: Sumner– And what are the teachings?
Sumner: It’s A LOT of material to try to understand, figuratively and literally, however you can get a sliver of insight at a website like http://www.spacetelescope.org/
Vince: I give up Sumner, reading about the Hubble telescope doesn’t seem to answer my question. I love science but this is a little strange to me. I’m waiting for Steve.
[Later]
Steven: I’m a Hubblist.
Vince: Thanks for clearing that up Steve. I’ll assume this is an inside joke.
Sumner: What better precepts for a religion than the epitome of modern science? Behold the universe at a previously unimaginable scale! Far better than the magical meanderings of tribal goat herder elders from several thousand years ago.
Steven: Yes, that’s right Pastor Sumner. Vince, do you really believe in talking serpents, taking ribs from one human to make another, burning bushes, and the age of the earth in thousands of years? I believe in Darwin and Hubble — cause its all proven true.
Vince: Steve– You believe science then? Science constantly finds new things that prove older views incorrect. How do we know for sure, don’t you have to have faith? Isn’t that what religion is about, faith? Science is battling one of the major fundamental laws of science right now, that nothing can go faster then the speed of light. There is “proof” that this may not be true. If proven beyond a doubt to be true, it would change science as we know it. I don’t buy the thought that we understand science fully, we constantly learn that we know very little about our universe. In fact we know so little, call it virtually nothing. It would seem that the correct word for you would be an atheist by definition: a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings. Unless I’m totally off on what you believe. If that’s what you are then just own it.
Sumner: The faith in Hubbism comes from quantum physics, which says we can’t know anything for sure, ever. That’s why if one’s going to hold fast to some artificial belief structure, why not have it at least be based on the most current data? BTW, that faster than light thing was a wiring SNAFU.